Featuring (but not limited to): True Blood (esp. Paric); Sherlock (esp. Sherlolly) & Disney (esp. The Little Mermaid). Along with a host of others. Follow at your own risk.
Marilyn by Bernard of Hollywood in 1947.
Here come the monkeys!! 🍌🙉 #GapYearSouthAmerica 8.30 tonight (new time!) on Ch9.
wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said
"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"
then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming
100000000 points to mom.
Eric & Pam in True Blood Season 7, Episode 6: Karma
They sit there like “really, silver again?”
First off, they’re faces are EXACTLY the same. Like, they are two peas in a pod. Pam is the female version of Eric. Legit, they are the same human being, split down the middle and one got a vagina and one got a dick. There is no other difference. Pam just grew her hair out but Eric used to have some seriously long locks. I don’t think Eric turned Pam. I think he cloned himself using his blood and some strands of his hair. That is what Pam is. She is Eric’s little mini me that he admired and adores so much because he’s the classic Narcissus tale.
Secondly, Pam’s leg. Like. Woah.
Thirdly, I need to know what they talked about for 7 hours while they waited for the sun to rise.
Sometimes I want sherlock to just spout off his feelings for molly in a fit of emotion and other times I want him to be all stoic and awkward about it I’m so conflicted